So you’re not gambling… you’re recalibrating your emotional RNG. I get it — your ‘losses’ aren’t failures, they’re data points in a therapeutic forest. The Gold Tree doesn’t pay out jackpots — it pays out existential validation. My therapist says if you spin 7 times and still feel seen? That’s not luck… that’s a PhD in behavioral poetry. Come for the next spin — we’ve got oat milk and silence here. (And yes, this comment was written at 3 AM after three losses.)