When Excel Meets Slot Machines

As a CFA who once calculated the probability of my cat landing on its feet (87.3%), I appreciate Fortune Tree’s RTP more than most. That ‘Golden Bough Bonus’? It’s basically compound interest for gamblers.

The 5% Rule: Adulting for Gamblers

Limiting your bets to 5% of your entertainment budget isn’t restrictive - it’s what separates us from those who eat instant noodles for a month. Their automation tool? Smarter than my first boyfriend.

Pro tip: Always bet on games named by mathematicians (‘Lush Canopy’) rather than poets (‘Royal Treetop’). Your wallet will thank you.

Who knew the Talmud had hedge fund advice? Drop your best gambling math fails below!